Six Flavors of Farewell. More Inside.
Petty
I’d say it’s not you, but… it’s you.
Cold
Your services are no longer required.
Verbose & Vicious
Like a tragic novel, our love has reached its final chapter — and you were a terrible plot twist.
Scranton Breakup
This is like when you reheat pizza and it’s just… sad. We’re done.
Corporate
Per our recent interactions, this relationship is terminated effective immediately.