BreakupBot

Because ghosting is for amatuers

How it works.

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Choose Your Tone

Six Flavors of Farewell. More Inside.

Petty
I’d say it’s not you, but… it’s you.

Cold
Your services are no longer required.

TikTok
It’s giving… over. ✌️💅

Verbose & Vicious
Like a tragic novel, our love has reached its final chapter — and you were a terrible plot twist.

Scranton Breakup
This is like when you reheat pizza and it’s just… sad. We’re done.

Corporate
Per our recent interactions, this relationship is terminated effective immediately.

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Let Us Write It
BreakupBot crafts the perfect goodbye — sarcastic, sharp, or just plain savage.

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Copy & Send
Paste it into a text, DM, email, or tape it to their fridge.